New IPS ID card blog - a grammar and truth vacuum

Following on from my blogpost on Friday - collating all the various ways in which the government continues to push ID cards at us - it has emerged that the Home Office has put together a blog titled 'Understanding the identity card'.

Some may remember the unintentionally hilarious 'I am Spartacus' video from the Identity & Passport Service that we featured on the site earlier this year; well it seems that despite being a dog's dinner in marketing terms, the IPS has decided to run with their friendly fingerprint idea and produce four more bizarre and deeply misleading videos explaining the project.

The first of the four is handily titled 'Your details will be safe with us'. As you will see if you click the screenshot on the right, they proudly announce that details will be "completely safe". Later in the video the IPS goes so far as to say they have an "excellent track record".

Yet, in 2008 the government lost over 29 million personal records. Amongst the data lost were the details for 25 million child benefit claimants; the Ministry of Justice lost information affecting more than 45,000 people, in some cases revealing their criminal records and credit histories; and the Home Office lost the personal details of 3,000 seasonal agricultural workers – including their passport numbers – when two CDs went missing in the post.

Skipping the maddening 'It’s like having a passport in your pocket' - no, having a passport is like having a passport in your pocket - and 'They help protect your identity' - again, a passport is far better at this. As Toby Stevens, of the Enterprise Privacy Group, argued last year, "in the early days, private companies won't be aware of what an ID card is supposed to look like, nor will they have the equipment to check the cards electronically, so 'flash and dash' is inevitable."

We then come to 'It won't become your life history'. This infomercial begins by saying "identity cards are not designed to track your every move". But then later says "An entry will go on your record when your card is checked – with your permission – against the National Identity Register. This will happen when you do something big, like apply for a mortgage." Begging the question - how is this not tracking?

All in all, the videos are a disgrace. Yet, it is the 'blog' (which you might think bears a passing resemblance to another blog you are presently reading) with Home Office moderated comments, and this three sentence grammar-free buzz-phrase: The new identity card. Fits in your pocket. Does loads - that really irks me. 

The new identity card. Most people don't want it. The government has said they're not compulsory. But the Home Office keep spending time and money promoting them.

By Dylan Sharpe

Hat-tip: our friends at NO2ID

Comments

[guy herbert]

Toby Stevens has a very informative and authoritative blog here:
http://www.computerweekly.com/blogs/the-data-trust-blog/

[Bauhaus]

"The new identity card. Most people don't want it. The government has said they're not compulsory. But the Home Office keep spending time and money promoting them."

Hmm. Catchy. Don't give up the day job though. I fear your future does not lay in copywriting.

[Purlieu]

"But the Home Office keep spending time and OUR money promoting them"
I hope BBW is keeping copies of all this stuff OFFline and on hard media.

[LeChiffre]

Was that "I am Spartacus" cock-up genuinely the IPS's? I hope it was.

[zorro]

I left this comment at the site.....

'To keep you safe, your address won't be visible on the card'.....

Hold on a minute, my address is on my driving licence. Does that mean that the driving licence is not safe. If so, surely you should be removing the address from the driving licence if you want to keep us safe......Am I safe now with my driving licence?

They do shoot themselves in the foot......

[Redacted]

The more they try to convince me this is somehow in my interest, the more I despise them.

Given another term, God forbid, I have no doubt they would act quickly to legislate to create a slew of custom designed problems for which the ID card was the only legal solution. Of course it would continue to be nominally "voluntary", so long as you didn't need to eat, or have a home, or a job, or a child, or a pet, or travel, or enjoy yourself or...

Anyone who would use the phrase "your personal information will be completely safe" is probably planning to sell it.

In life there is no such thing as "completely safe", so anyone who makes such a claim, is manifestly a scoundrel.

[LegsEleven]

"a slew of custom designed problems for which the ID card was the only legal solution"

Parasitic vitality: http://www.no2id.net/pledge/how.php

[Jeremy Hower]

Nothing on that site explains why the state has the right to own our identities or goes beyond the unspecific and hollow promises of 'making proving who you are easier'. They also fail to mention the reporting obligations you face for life.

"Identity cards are designed to help you prove who you are, not for us to follow you around. If you watch a certificate 18 film, buy age-restricted goods – such as a computer game or fireworks – or go on holiday, that’s your business."

This is interesting because I'm sure the ID cards Act 2006 states that all requests for information are automatically logged in an audit trail. What do you think?

Para 9
http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2006/ukpga_20060015_en_5#sch1

"They’re for your protection, not for people to check up on you"

There's no evidence that ID cards will 'protect' people against anything. They do, however, create a power to allow a wide range of public bodies to access info in your profile without your consent:

http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2006/ukpga_20060015_en_2#pb6

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Wearing an ID badge in today's world is extremely important. Whether you have a security guard that checks IDs or you have an access control system, Identification cards help keep your work place safe by helping other employees recognize who is allowed in the building and who isn't.

[Andrew Naylor]

I couldn't care less what the Gov. know about me, I'm an open book and have nothing to hide.

This idea that your details are safe at the moment is nonsense! Everyones details are easily accesable to any low level Gov. employee from the minimumn wage earner at your local GP or Hospital Reception or in a call centre in India for sale at a couple of pence a record.

At least ID cards could stop all the benefit fraud and dodgy dealings that happen on a daily basis in our once great Country.

ID Cards may set you free...!

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[Grace]

Thanks for the helpful info.
I really learned some things from your blog.

[clair]

The new identity card. Fits in your pocket. Does loads...that is a terrible slogan. Couldn't they come up with something better than that to convince us that identity cards will be beneficial?!

[Simon]

Why does everyone get worked up on ID cards. Anyone who drives or has a passport has one right now!!!! Nothing to hide......so shouldn't be a problem carrying one should there!!!

[new balance]

In our efforts to adjust differences of opinion we should be free from intolerance of passion, and our judgements should be unmoved by alluring phrases and unvexed by selfidh interests.

[infa comfy cruiser]

yes big brother is wanting to watch over every move you make, let all control or citizens and the way they interact... sounds very scary especially when in the wrong hands as governments always want more control

[small business websites]

heaevn forbid, what will they try to do next, thank you for a very information post

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why get worried, europe have had ID cards for years, when going from one country to another you use a passport, the word does not collapse

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I think it is disgraceful how government departments can loose your information, heaven forbid it should fall into the wrong hands

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[Stephen Whittaker]

I am just praying that this new government will sort itself out or that we get another one entirely. I have a young son and I worry every day at what the future will be like for him in this country

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When it comes to ID cards the beneficiary is mostly big brother. A simple question I always ask is what do you get from carrying an ID. Most answers will be a derivative of it being a requirement for something. Who requires it? Ultimately it wont be yourself, unless you forget who you are every 2 seconds.

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